The Halloween and Costume Association has started a Change.org petition asking President Trump to move the annual distribution of candy to the last Saturday in October.
Moving Halloween to a Saturday would not only solve the school-night dilemma but it would ease the heavier-than-normal traffic on Oct. 31 caused by parents trying to get home early so they can squeeze their infants into unwieldy-but-adorable costumes (or spend an hour arguing with their tweens why their outfits are totally inappropriate).