DATING: Here are the top COVID pickup lines of 2021!


Dating has been different, but in as much as it's been different, it's still kinda the same, you know? So, as we get back to normal, here are some PICKUP LINES inspired by the COVID!

Pfizer, Moderna, or J&J?

Is that your vaccination card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve got a condo in a fully open state

Can I buy you an antibody cocktail?

So how long have you been out of lockdown?

You’re so beautiful I want to dance with you from one foot away

I know a guy who can get you your second shot

I’ve been vaccinated since January

Dr. Fauci’s my uncle

In my spare time I work with sick puppies and donate my antibodies

You know I can work remotely from anywhere

What’s your blood type?